Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Satanists masquerade evil with "festive potluck"



And our evil was a great success indeed! Everyone who showed brought something to the table. We had everything from two turkeys to casseroles of all varieties to home-made cookies and pumpkin squares. Even those who couldn't stay for long contributed a bounty! Awesome! It was a night of heathen antics, full bellies, and competitive Foosball. We wanted to sacrifice our captives to Cthulhu but it turns out that we're not very good at building fires. So instead we all expressed how grateful we are for each other and considered these words of secular grace:

"Let us enjoy good food and good drink,
And let us thank all whose efforts have set them before us; 
Let us enjoy good companionship, 
And let us each one be good company to the others; 
Let us enjoy ourselves, without guilt, 
But let us not forget that many are less fortunate." -George Rogers



We're a skeptical bunch.
Also, Vice President Jessica Gore produced this wonderful portrait of many in our group personified as a community of dinosaurs. As naturalists, we can only assume that after this picture was "taken," the strong devoured the meek's reward before an asteroid obliterated the unlikely collective . Happy endings are so sweet!


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